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Funny Dog Coffee Mug – β€œTouch My Coffee and I’ll Slap You So Hard”

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Explore the Hilarity of the Funny Dog Coffee Mug

Some mornings, caffeine is a survival tool β€” and this mug says it all!
Featuring an adorably fierce dog with the words:
β€œTouch my coffee and I’ll slap you so hard, even Google won’t be able to find you!”

It’s the perfect blend of humour and attitude β€” a great way to start the day with a laugh (and a clear warning to everyone else).

Product Details

  • Material: premium quality ceramic mug

  • Design: funny β€œangry dog” illustration with bold quote

  • Capacity: 11oz (standard) or 15oz (large)

  • Print: high-resolution sublimation printing on both sides

  • Care: microwave and dishwasher safe

  • Packaging: carefully boxed and ready for gifting

Perfect Gift For

  • Coffee lovers with attitude

  • Dog owners who guard their mug like a treasure

  • Friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate sarcasm

  • Birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, or everyday fun

Why You’ll Love It

  • Funny and relatable β€” guaranteed to make people smile

  • Bright, long-lasting print that never fades

  • Perfect for the home, office, or as a light-hearted gift

Because some people don’t understand boundaries β€” but this mug does the talking for you.
Krevana – Where every gift tells a story (or a joke!)

Perfect for Coffee Lovers and Dog Owners

The Funny Dog Coffee Mug is not just an ordinary coffee cup; it combines humor with functionality. Featuring the quirky phrase β€œTouch My Coffee and I’ll Slap You So Hard,” this mug will undoubtedly bring a smile to your face every morning. It’s perfect for coffee lovers who also happen to be dog owners, making it an ideal gift for those who appreciate a little wit alongside their caffeine. Whether it’s for a birthday or just because, this mug is sure to delight any dog lover.

High-Quality Design and Durability

This unique coffee mug is crafted from high-quality ceramic, ensuring it’s both sturdy and enjoyable to use. The vibrant print of the angry dog design is not just eye-catching; it’s also printed with advanced techniques that make it dishwasher and microwave safe. You won’t have to worry about fading or chipping over time, so you can enjoy your coffee in style, time and time again. This mug is made for everyday use, because who wouldn’t want to drink from a hilarious mug?

A Great Conversation Starter

The Funny Dog Coffee Mug serves as an excellent conversation starter, whether at home or in the office. Its witty saying is sure to spark laughter and engage discussions about pets, coffee preferences, and the funny antics of dogs. If you’re looking for a way to lighten the atmosphere at gatherings, this mug is a fantastic addition. Plus, it’s a great way to showcase your personality and love for your furry friend. So grab yours today and let your mug do the talking!

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FAQ Personalisation

What is personalising and how does this work on the website?

You can start making your gift by clicking the β€˜start personalising’ button. In our gift editor, you can personalise the gift completely in accordance with your wishes: add your own picture and/or text. If you want, you can also opt for a cool design to make your gift truly unique.

Is personalization included in the price?
Yes! The price shown on the website includes the personalization of your giftβ€”no extra costs, nice and clear!

How do I know if my picture has the right quality?
We want to ensure you’re completely happy with your gift, so using high-quality photos is key. If you’re unsure about your image quality, don’t hesitate to reach out to our customer service team. Just send them your photo and the gift you’re interested in, and they’ll be happy to check the quality for you.

Can I use pre-uploaded monograms?
Yes, you can! We offer a selection of pre-uploaded monograms, and you can easily add your name to them. It’s a quick and simple way to personalize your gift!

Is my gift wrapped?
While we don’t offer traditional gift-wrapping, many of our gifts come with the option to add a gift box. Rest assured, all of our gifts are delivered in festive, ready-to-give packaging, so it’s perfect for giving or sending directly to the recipient.

Understanding FAQ about Personalisation

What is personalising and how does this work on the website?

You can start making your gift by clicking the β€˜start personalising’ button. In our gift editor, you can personalise the gift completely in accordance with your wishes: add your own picture and/or text. If you want, you can also opt for a cool design to make your gift truly unique.

Is personalisation included in the price? The price shown is your starting price. Some products have options to customise further β€” such as adding a gift box, choosing different sizes, or selecting additional personalisation. Your full price will be shown clearly at checkout once you've selected all your options. No surprises β€” just honest pricing.Β 

How do I know if my picture has the right quality?
We want to ensure you’re completely happy with your gift, so using high-quality photos is key. If you’re unsure about your image quality, don’t hesitate to reach out to our customer service team. Just send them your photo and the gift you’re interested in, and they’ll be happy to check the quality for you.

Can I use pre-uploaded monograms?
Yes, you can! We offer a selection of pre-uploaded monograms, and you can easily add your name to them. It’s a quick and simple way to personalize your gift!

Is my gift wrapped? Most of our gifts arrive ready to give β€” beautifully presented and perfect for gifting straight away. Some products also have the option to add a premium gift box, and we mostly use magnetic gift boxes for that extra special touch. Keep an eye on the product description for available options. Not sure? Just use our live chat or drop us an email at info@krevana.co.uk β€” we're happy to help!Β 

Can I choose a delivery date?
At this time, we don’t offer the option to select a specific delivery date.

What is the delivery time, and when will I receive my gift?
The expected delivery times are listed on each product page, so you can find an estimate before you order.

What delivery options can I choose?
The available delivery options depend on the gift and order. Once you reach the checkout, you’ll see the shipping methods available to you.

What if the gift I received is not to my liking? We're sorry to hear that! Because every item is personalised and made to order, we're unable to accept returns for change of mind. However, if your item arrives damaged, faulty, or is not what you ordered, please contact us within 14 days at info@krevana.co.uk with a photo and we'll make it right β€” whether that's a replacement or a refund. Your happiness matters to us.Β 

Is an invoice included with the order?
No, the invoice is not included with the package. Instead, you will receive it via email in the order confirmation. You can also access it anytime in your MyKrevana account. This ensures that gifts can be sent directly to the recipient as a true surprise!

What is the 14-Day Happiness Guarantee We stand behind every gift we make. If your order arrives damaged or faulty, or if we made an error β€” contact us within 14 days and we'll replace it or give you a full refund. No hassle, no stress. πŸ’›

Please note: as every gift is made especially for you, we're unable to refund or replace for change of mind.